That Florida needs to be cut off from the Union. I said it back in the days of hanging chads and I say it again now! McCain won Florida's votes the Clinton way, with lies! I'm sorry Florida, but you must have gotten too much sun, how could you fall for such scandalous tactics!?
No respectable Conservative could possibly think McCain is a good idea. Oy, oy, oy.
I'm pushing that "Buy Now" button for my Mitt Romney car magnets!
ETA: OK, I know Mitt isn't conservative enough, but he's a much better choice than a lying McCain.